Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

helyon:

clockworknite:

ikuzo-dattebayo:

Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash

Who touched Heavy’s gun?

Omg flava flav

at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

brook:

going over to strangers’ houses

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going over to strangers’ houses who have a dog

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gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

i lost five followers for posting this

thranduils-queen:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

what

Yes you can play as female characters and no it doesn’t double the workload.

guccier:

my entire life

guccier:

my entire life